Yordano

A nice person that is cool and quiet.

Ashley: Wow, that kid over there... he's so cute! I want to meet him.

Brandy: Oh, but, he's very Yordano.

by OcwardsceneOx November 7, 2010

Purple-Headed yogart slinger

A more insulting way to say dick

Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"

by Shithead June 18, 2006

yogalaties

a combination of Yoga and Pilates, as seen on the O.C.

Yogalaties class is about to start!

by J.M.R.x2 May 5, 2006

yogalo

A sexually and mentally uninhibited male. He spends his days practicing and/or teaching yoga, giving acupressure massage to improve the abdominal health and digestion of potential mates, expanding the limits of his consciousness while listening to Deepak Chopra's "Soul of Healing Meditations" CD (becoming part of the collective consciousness) and sleeping generally from 2am to 2pm daily. The preferred habitat is the apartment of fellow yoga partitioners, often females, whom he does not pay rent to. He is often known to live in different cities during the year, taking what he can from the kindness of multiple gullible people. (Also mostly female.)

Heather let a yogalo move in with her. Within a month she was talking about how even when he was spending the night at Sorayna's house, she could feel him in her body telepathically, their bond was that strong.

by wyatt gurp June 29, 2010

yoga instructor

when a woman is lying on her side while being anally penetrated by a man whos hips are perpendicular to her hips while he is bending the rest of his body toward her clit to eat her out while simultaneously performing anal sex on her to give them both the most explosive orgasms

hey did you see bj penn's fight last night? yeah thats guys so flexable i bet he could give your girl a yoga instructor!

by youngrichandblack November 14, 2012

Camel Yoga Pants

well... when you go to a yoga class and there'a a girl's yoga pants are too tight and you see the camel toe..

A: Oh gosh I saw a camel yoga pants today in class!
B: CYP is my worst fear when it comes to yoga class!!!

by lazyfood February 20, 2011

Yogart Slinger

Another name for a cock that can shoot huge loads.

"Some hose hound was suckin on my yogart slinger 2 hrs. after draggin her out of the bar."

by Zedonks March 11, 2009