Franklin Yank

First discovered by renown homosexual, Benjamin Franklin. Predominantly used by 1800s homosexuals, involves the use of a kite, a lightning storm and a key to electrocute oneself while furiously masturbating while another man watches. Modern day can substitute a steel butt plug for the key. See also: “Thunder Tug”

Note: in the UK it is commonly referred to as a “Franklin Wank”

Before each show, Joe Rogan likes to blow off steam with a Franklin Yank.

“I can’t sleep without a quick Franklin”

by Thor_Hawk_Bear September 8, 2019

Yank and Milk

When a man yanks or pulls on his male organ in such a way as to increase both the overall length and girth of his manhood. Followed by milking or massaging his prostrate gland as a practice towards more pleasurable and fulfilling sexual experiences.

Dan's morning shower ritual consists on a 10 minute yank and milk session.

by Randi Skye February 12, 2013

Dirty Yank

Defacating into one’s own hand before jerking himself off, using said defecation as lubricant.

‘I heard Jerry gave himself a dirty yank last night and that’s why he has pink eye.’

by Glizzo8008 October 11, 2023

East Yank

An Irish person particularly someone from the D4 that advocates for American interference in Irish affairs.

Thomas from Foxrock approves American interference in Ireland making him an East Yank

by aillmc2 February 13, 2023

prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.

Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.

by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014

Daddy Yanke

A Daddy Yanke is a fick boi

He is pretty hot tho ngl
He has like 30 gfs

That Daddy Yanke is hitting on my gf

by Ryxlr August 10, 2021

Yanks out

1. A response to when a yank thinks that the internet revolves around America.
2. A response to when americans co-opt and bastardize another culture or style of music

Origin:

This meme seems to have originated in the UK/Real Dubstep community to refer to Brostep fans, Americans, and anyone who posts cringe about the topic. However, it seems to have recently spread beyond into wider seppo-bashing comunities online.

1
"Bangarang is such a masterpiece. Didn't Skrillex invent dubstep?"

"yanks out"

2

"Avalynn is such a pretty name, I think its french. Because I have french blood (along with italian, irish, viking, scotch and german) will it make my ancestors proud?"

"yanks out."

2

"Man I was so fucked last night, I think I had, like, 14 ounces of beer"

"Yanks out"

by Cool shoes. July 15, 2022