yank chain

(Verb) To pull a split lower than 1:30.
Synonomous with: to rip (specifically in regards to fat ergos)

All I want to do is yank chain, I don't understand all the hype about "boats."

by heyygurlll November 24, 2017

Franklin Yank

First discovered by renown homosexual, Benjamin Franklin. Predominantly used by 1800s homosexuals, involves the use of a kite, a lightning storm and a key to electrocute oneself while furiously masturbating while another man watches. Modern day can substitute a steel butt plug for the key. See also: “Thunder Tug”

Note: in the UK it is commonly referred to as a “Franklin Wank”

Before each show, Joe Rogan likes to blow off steam with a Franklin Yank.

“I can’t sleep without a quick Franklin”

by Thor_Hawk_Bear September 8, 2019

Yank and Milk

When a man yanks or pulls on his male organ in such a way as to increase both the overall length and girth of his manhood. Followed by milking or massaging his prostrate gland as a practice towards more pleasurable and fulfilling sexual experiences.

Dan's morning shower ritual consists on a 10 minute yank and milk session.

by Randi Skye February 12, 2013

Dirty Yank

Defacating into one’s own hand before jerking himself off, using said defecation as lubricant.

‘I heard Jerry gave himself a dirty yank last night and that’s why he has pink eye.’

by Glizzo8008 October 11, 2023

Yank the vag

to push one's luck; to push on a limit; do something one should not do

Gretel: Thinkin' about hittin' this blunt even though I have a drug test in a few weeks.
Becky: Girl, don't yank the vag.

by Bexican May 24, 2016

East Yank

An Irish person particularly someone from the D4 that advocates for American interference in Irish affairs.

Thomas from Foxrock approves American interference in Ireland making him an East Yank

by aillmc2 February 13, 2023

prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.

Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.

by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014