Franklin Yank

First discovered by renown homosexual, Benjamin Franklin. Predominantly used by 1800s homosexuals, involves the use of a kite, a lightning storm and a key to electrocute oneself while furiously masturbating while another man watches. Modern day can substitute a steel butt plug for the key. See also: “Thunder Tug”

Note: in the UK it is commonly referred to as a “Franklin Wank”

Before each show, Joe Rogan likes to blow off steam with a Franklin Yank.

“I can’t sleep without a quick Franklin”

by Thor_Hawk_Bear September 8, 2019

Yank and Milk

When a man yanks or pulls on his male organ in such a way as to increase both the overall length and girth of his manhood. Followed by milking or massaging his prostrate gland as a practice towards more pleasurable and fulfilling sexual experiences.

Dan's morning shower ritual consists on a 10 minute yank and milk session.

by Randi Skye February 12, 2013

Yanks out

1. A response to when a yank thinks that the internet revolves around America.
2. A response to when americans co-opt and bastardize another culture or style of music

Origin:

This meme seems to have originated in the UK/Real Dubstep community to refer to Brostep fans, Americans, and anyone who posts cringe about the topic. However, it seems to have recently spread beyond into wider seppo-bashing comunities online.

1
"Bangarang is such a masterpiece. Didn't Skrillex invent dubstep?"

"yanks out"

2

"Avalynn is such a pretty name, I think its french. Because I have french blood (along with italian, irish, viking, scotch and german) will it make my ancestors proud?"

"yanks out."

2

"Man I was so fucked last night, I think I had, like, 14 ounces of beer"

"Yanks out"

by Cool shoes. July 15, 2022

Yank the vag

to push one's luck; to push on a limit; do something one should not do

Gretel: Thinkin' about hittin' this blunt even though I have a drug test in a few weeks.
Becky: Girl, don't yank the vag.

by Bexican May 24, 2016

Dirty Yank

Defacating into one’s own hand before jerking himself off, using said defecation as lubricant.

‘I heard Jerry gave himself a dirty yank last night and that’s why he has pink eye.’

by Glizzo8008 October 11, 2023

yanking the can

Beating your meat

Jimmy 1 I was yaking the can so hard last night

Shelly why are u tell me about u yanking the can beating ur meat{

by Goatboijay June 8, 2018

Hit the yank

To jack off/ jerk off/ masturbate.

"Don't go in my room unless you're tryna watch me hit the yank ".

by DaddyMakarov2011 March 30, 2023