Waffle House Index

A scale on how bad a disaster is by the menus of the restaurant chain Waffle House.

GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)

Person 1: “I checked The Waffle House Index, but the Waffle House was destroyed!”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test January 3, 2022

moon waffle

Homer Simpson patented space age out of this world creation: Waffle made of a bag of caramel squares, batter, and liquid smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter.

Homer Simpson described the moon waffle as "fattening".

by Edgar Allen Snail September 3, 2013

Meaty Waffle

A sex position that is basically doggystyle, however the woman is in the back and the man's penis is curved between his legs into the woman's vagina.

So Brad and I tried the Meaty Waffle last night. It was amazing! Brad is a little sore, though.

by TacoRising February 14, 2017

Cock waffle

The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs

Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.

by That waffle June 5, 2018

mexican waffle iron

when you shit in a pull out couch and close it

She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron

by i dont want to August 1, 2020

The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

A small internet trend started by the youtuber Jonny RaZer shorts / jonny raZeR. Basically you go into a video/ short or whatever the case may be and just say “ The Waffle House has found it’s new host”

Youtube short video: Blah blah blah blah

Comments: Johnypickle23: The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

coolcat42: The waffle house has found it’s new host.

tacotexter128: The waffle house has found it’s new host.

by Cornelius crinklecut the 364th January 16, 2023

tennessee waffle-iron

The sexual act of pooping on your partner’s chest, then proceeding to slap it with a tennis racket, thus creating the shape of a waffle of poop on them.

“Mark and I haven’t been that adventurous lately in the bedroom, until he pulled out the tennessee waffle-iron and rocked my world sideways!”

by BOYCHUCK May 16, 2023