hand-wrist

a physical deformity in which the size of the wrist and the size of the hand have little or no differance, making it seem as if fingers sprouted directly out of one's wrist. this condition is believed to be a result of chronic masturbation. (or just being fat)

Jim Ellis has the worst hand-wrists ever.

by Ümbra May 26, 2004

Wrist Watch

Rollie

Person 1: That's some fresh water you got on your wrist.

Person 2 : oh you mean my wrist watch??

by Mal_the_greatest March 19, 2018

Limp wristed

An individual whose hand has Beadle like qualities and struggles to hold items beyond ones coat due to the weakness in said individuals wrist

That guy is a bit limp wristed, he's struggling to hold basic items. Maybe we should assist him

by PowerofStrat September 23, 2020

Wrist-Slitty

Something so unbearable, cringey or annoying that you want to slit your wrists.

"Dude, that movie with David Spade and Lauren Lapkus was so wrist-slitty."

by AbhimanualOfKhadwality May 14, 2020

Limp wristing

When an individual unknowingly slacks their wrists at t-rex heighth while walking or speaking. This phenomenon is exhibited by all types of people and they immediately place their arms at their sides when the behavior is called to attention.

Kim pointed out that Amy was limp wristing and Amy immediately placed her arm at her side and said, “What? No I wasn’t”.

by Lil Kdoe May 1, 2018

wrist adventure

A euphemism for male masturbation, often preceeded by the word 'Gentleman's' for a little more comedy effect.

Having been given the promotion, Dave thought he would slope off home for a celebratory Gentleman's wrist adventure!

by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004

Memory wrist

A collection of braclets given by various people (usually close friends) which have a specific memory about that person.

"Hey can you give me a braclet, or wrist band or something of yours, im making a memory wrist"

by Jaz. August 3, 2008