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Texas Train-wreck 

Texas Train-wreck is the sexual act in which a multitude of men surround a mating couple in the center of a formed circle. The men then take turns (limited to two minutes apart) running full speed at the mating man and wench colliding with them in an attempt to separate the two from the sexual act at hand. Should the attacker be successful in dismantling the sexual action, he is then supposed to take the previous male's place in intercourse.
Did you see that Texas Train-wreck last week?
Nah, I was too busy attending the local Jerkle Circle at the pub on 5th and Coldwater
Damn shame, that is. You won't see this shit in the NHL.
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train wreck girl 

The many famous celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie,Paris Hilton etc. who are in almost every gossip magazine (US Weekly, GL, Pop Star..and others. I don't really read these mags) telling us day after day the outrageous things they do. Last year, 2006, the biggest train wreck girl seemed to be Britney Spears, what with dropping baby Sean Preston, driving with her baby on her lap, and other things these magazines want us to believe. Short form/abbreviation of the word: TWG.
C: Wow, Britney was a really big train wreck girl last year. Did you hear she dropped baby Sean Preston on his head?

S: Oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan's the TWG this year. She's already had like three crotch slips!
train wreck girl by natlane January 8, 2007

wholey wreck

a newzealnd pacific islander and maori slang used as an alternative for wholey shit! or wholey fuck.
wholey shit that girl has a fat ass.
WHOLEY WRECK that girl has a fat ass.
wholey wreck by otamanragre December 7, 2012

pretty wreck 

one who is in a depressed, or sad stage in life but everyone claims is beautiful and perfect at everything.
wow she's so pretty but she is sad. must be a pretty wreck.
pretty wreck by Your homie b July 5, 2015

Emo Wreck 

When someone can't bottle up their feelings if it was their life.
person 1: WOAH did you see Nicki's dramatic breakdown yesterday?

person 2: yeah, she's totes a emo wreck.
Emo Wreck by burntloll July 23, 2016

hormonal wreck 

A expression used when someone’s hormones get the best of them. Being around a hormonal wreck is not funny nor entertaining it is annoying and some people need to get their shit together. Hormonal wrecks often throw tantrums and act out for no apparent reason. if you come across a hormonal wreck turn around and run the other way. If someone you know is a hormonal wreck the best thing you can do for them is to tell them to shut up and then walk away and leave them be.
Sally is being such a hormonal wreck! She wrecked my new Lamborghini because she didn’t liked the way I breathed!!
hormonal wreck by Yourmomsusedvape February 24, 2022

Juicy Train Wreck 

When you are taken but your sexually attracted to someone more.
so my bf is in the corner, but the guy I have been stalking for a month is over there. What do I choose... double rejection. I MUST BE A JUICY TRAIN WRECK!!!