Wonk

A drunk/tipsy fellow or just a nob’ed in general.

‘Oi you wonk wha’cha doin’ in me garden you prick!’

‘My cousin Throckmorton is a bit of a wonk sometimes’

by the apls_ April 2, 2020

Wonking

Drinking a lot of alcohol and then smoking some marajuana causing you to pass out.

Max is such a lightweight, he's totally wonking right now

by Silver Pepper August 24, 2020

Wonks

An adjective word that means weird and inaccurate. Maybe uncontrollable and uncomfortable. Used by Moriah Elizabeth in her Dollar Store Makeover video.

That's so wonks!

It just looks so wonks!

by anonymous June 28, 2022

Wonk

Wonk is a wonk
You what to be careful sitting down with a lot of wonk
It would be bad if your mam caught with wonk but it would be ok if your gran caught you with it

The green ones are bad

Yesterday me and my gran shared some wonk

by TheGrogan January 6, 2022

wonks

wonky or messed up

the cup looks wonks

by ash ash January 9, 2022

Wonk Zilla

A larger than life individual with a loud gravely growl mostly associated with screaming vocals in a metal band. The power generated with the voice can incite headbanging, moshing, and thrashing around uncontrolled.

The singer of that band is giving a Wonk Zilla type of performance by melting faces in the crowd!

by WonkZilla4President April 19, 2022

Wonking

A verb used when a female masturbates. Similiar to "wanking". (masturbating)
I wank, she wanks, we wank, they wank, you wank.

Mike: "I just wanked"
Jess: "Oh that's cool I wonked last night."
Mike: "Whats wonking?"
Jess: "What you did but I'm a woman."

by EvilSoap April 19, 2022