Refers to a person of East and Southeast Asian (China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, etc...) and Pacific Islander (Philippines) decent.
After millenia of cultivating and eating rice, many of the Asian nations have perfected farming and cooking techniques of their staple crop. The pervasive nature of rice in these cultures has lead to it being a ubiquitous (and often derogatory: "Ricer," "Rice Eater," Rise Boy") identifier of these cultures for people of non-Asian decent.
"Rice Wizard" carries a positive connotation compared to many of the terms that include "rice." Rice Wizards choose to acknowledge this cultural trait, and embrace it. Rice in these cultures is not just part of everyday life as food, but is required for many customs and celebrations. Rice Wizards are proud of their Asian heritage and live their lives knowing they have roots in some of the oldest cultures in the world.
And no, Rice Wizards cannot throw fireballs (even though that would be rad as fuck).
After millenia of cultivating and eating rice, many of the Asian nations have perfected farming and cooking techniques of their staple crop. The pervasive nature of rice in these cultures has lead to it being a ubiquitous (and often derogatory: "Ricer," "Rice Eater," Rise Boy") identifier of these cultures for people of non-Asian decent.
"Rice Wizard" carries a positive connotation compared to many of the terms that include "rice." Rice Wizards choose to acknowledge this cultural trait, and embrace it. Rice in these cultures is not just part of everyday life as food, but is required for many customs and celebrations. Rice Wizards are proud of their Asian heritage and live their lives knowing they have roots in some of the oldest cultures in the world.
And no, Rice Wizards cannot throw fireballs (even though that would be rad as fuck).
- Hey, Tan. What are you: Korean, Chinese, Filipino?
- I'm half-White/half-Filipino, but I'm 100% Rice Wizard.
- I'm half-White/half-Filipino, but I'm 100% Rice Wizard.
by perkdet March 22, 2011
Wow, I can't stand to be around her - she drains the life out of anything fun. She is such a negative wizard.
by dreamsunwind October 12, 2009
noun; a person of Middle Eastern descent, due to the various desert regions there as well as the garments worn which may resemble that of a wizard. Used in a less derogatory form.
by circuitsandpens March 22, 2011
by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004
A sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a Bacon Wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance
"On this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms." ~The Bacon Wizard
by The Bacon Wizard February 15, 2014
A wizard who lives in the sky. The wizard typically does many miracles but have yet to show themselves. A famous Sky Wizard is commonly known as God.
Sally: Hallelujah!!! God healed my son's diseased leg!
Me: Actually, that was the doctor...
Sally: NO! GOD HEALED MY SON! GOD IS ALMIGHTY! PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL FACE HIS WRATH!!
Me: Okay, let's see. God, if you are out there please strike me down with your lightning or whatever you Sky Wizards can do. *Waits 5 minutes* Well, I guess that just proves it.
Sally: GOD DOESN'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY!!
Me: And that's why no one believes in him.
Me: Actually, that was the doctor...
Sally: NO! GOD HEALED MY SON! GOD IS ALMIGHTY! PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL FACE HIS WRATH!!
Me: Okay, let's see. God, if you are out there please strike me down with your lightning or whatever you Sky Wizards can do. *Waits 5 minutes* Well, I guess that just proves it.
Sally: GOD DOESN'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY!!
Me: And that's why no one believes in him.
by Rhymes with Shnom Snoose. June 12, 2010
Reference to a man with extremely and incredibly small genitalia. Genitalia on a full gown man that is the size of an infant's. The term was coined from video of a naked man at the Coachella Event, who refused to put on clothes and was happy to display all his tiny glory to the cops and bystanders.
I may be small, but at least I don't have a wizard dick like you.
or
Stop acting like a wizard dick, just be cool.
or
Instead of going skinny dipping, you're going wizard dick style.
or
Stop acting like a wizard dick, just be cool.
or
Instead of going skinny dipping, you're going wizard dick style.
by EverydayHumor May 04, 2009