Wow, I can't stand to be around her - she drains the life out of anything fun. She is such a negative wizard.
by dreamsunwind October 12, 2009
Get the Negative wizardmug. by ShawnTheRoaster March 12, 2011
Get the Wizard Crystalsmug. A fake spiritualist man who regurgitates ancient information in order to sound like a prophet. Uses spirituality as manipulation techniques to gain followers or sexual interest.
That guy was a total tree wizard, he offered me reiki and told me we were soulmates who needed to fuk to awaken me.
by Seadragon00 January 11, 2021
Get the Tree Wizardmug. by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004
Get the Wizards Sleevemug. A sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a Bacon Wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance
"On this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms." ~The Bacon Wizard
by The Bacon Wizard February 15, 2014
Get the Bacon Wizardmug. A wizard who lives in the sky. The wizard typically does many miracles but have yet to show themselves. A famous Sky Wizard is commonly known as God.
Sally: Hallelujah!!! God healed my son's diseased leg!
Me: Actually, that was the doctor...
Sally: NO! GOD HEALED MY SON! GOD IS ALMIGHTY! PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL FACE HIS WRATH!!
Me: Okay, let's see. God, if you are out there please strike me down with your lightning or whatever you Sky Wizards can do. *Waits 5 minutes* Well, I guess that just proves it.
Sally: GOD DOESN'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY!!
Me: And that's why no one believes in him.
Me: Actually, that was the doctor...
Sally: NO! GOD HEALED MY SON! GOD IS ALMIGHTY! PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL FACE HIS WRATH!!
Me: Okay, let's see. God, if you are out there please strike me down with your lightning or whatever you Sky Wizards can do. *Waits 5 minutes* Well, I guess that just proves it.
Sally: GOD DOESN'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY!!
Me: And that's why no one believes in him.
by Rhymes with Shnom Snoose. June 14, 2010
Get the Sky Wizardmug. Reference to a man with extremely and incredibly small genitalia. Genitalia on a full gown man that is the size of an infant's. The term was coined from video of a naked man at the Coachella Event, who refused to put on clothes and was happy to display all his tiny glory to the cops and bystanders.
I may be small, but at least I don't have a wizard dick like you.
or
Stop acting like a wizard dick, just be cool.
or
Instead of going skinny dipping, you're going wizard dick style.
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Stop acting like a wizard dick, just be cool.
or
Instead of going skinny dipping, you're going wizard dick style.
by EverydayHumor May 4, 2009
Get the Wizard Dickmug.