Winlock

1. Former Egg Capital of the United States.
2. Home of the worlds largest egg on display.
3. AKA Egg Town
4. Population 1337 (leet)
5. Home of the longest running LAN

"Back in the day, Winlock was the biggest egg producers in the United States."

Geek 1 "W1n10ck'5 p0pu1@710n 15 1337 m@n!" (Winlock's population is leet man!)

Geek 2 "74@7'5 @w350m3, 1375 1@N." (That's awesome, lets LAN)

by Debjean July 1, 2008

dingle wingle

When a man sticks his dick in another mans asshole and is able to wiggle around

Dude 1: Dude are you Dingle Wingling me right now?

Dude 2: Yeah man, I love to dingle wingle

by Jimmy Jones and the Ass Crew August 6, 2017

Winglish

Windows English - Windows scripting Language is equivalent to the English Language

Winglish - Scripting in Windows is equivalent to the English language. There are exceptions to the rules in the English language, and scripting in Windows has undocumented exceptions. You will have to find these exceptions on your own, but here is one example:

c:\>set min=06
c:\>set /a min +=1
7
c:\>set min=07
c:\>set /a min +=1
8
c:\>set min=08
c:\>set /a min +=1
1

by JJV1 April 2, 2008

winklemouse

A hallucination while high. Can be very friendly, before you actually realize it's not a real object or animal.

Guy1:Dude, It's a winklemouse.. Guy2: No more bong hits for you.

by Dragonite's HyperBeam August 3, 2007

Winkle

The act of urinating.

Man, Josh winkled on the toilet seat again.

by Willy Wonkle December 26, 2008

Rip Van Winkle

When a girl wakes up with a penis in her mouth, and notices that the pubes have grown substantially whilst being there.

"Josh thought that it would be funny to injure Brien's balls, so in order to get payback, Brien Rip Van Winkle'd him last night. "

Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning."
Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?"
Davis: "I did, but I Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches."

Alex: "What's wrong dude?"
Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole' Rip Van Winkle...

by NolaDuncan November 9, 2009

butt-winkle

The act of placing something, usually a finger, in your butt crack and then wiping the something on someone else. The goal of the butt-winkle is to transfer your butt stench to someone else.

I was joking around with my girlfriend last night after the gym and gave her a butt-winkle. Now she won't sleep with me because all she can smell is my ass.

by Trii October 18, 2007