Windows movie maker

Most unstable piece of shit to ever be invented. Ever. If it weren't for it's EXTREMELY ANNOYING freezes which occur ever 1/3 of a second, then it would be a half decent program. But sadly, that is not the case.

Rob: So, how's the editing going?
Smith: Horrible. That piece of cockshit WMM joke of a program froze and ruined a whole FUCKLOAD of my work. It fills me with enough rage to disembowel thousands of people within the time-span of 4 minutes.

by DannyMcfuck September 5, 2005

Windows 10

Spyware that installs itself without the user's consent.

Windows 10: The latest virus plaguing Windows PCs is actually from Microsoft.

by The Little Carrot Who Could May 17, 2016

break wind

A replacement for "Fart". Mostly used by people(s) over the age of 55.

A: What's that smell?!
B: Sorry, I farted.
A: Don't say "fart", say "break wind"

by Anon1294810751 April 21, 2010

windows update

The way Microsoft finds out that your copy of Windows is pirated

"Windows Update" has determined that your installation key is not valid, and therefore setup cannot proceed. Contact your system administrator for more information.

by DaveK September 6, 2003

Widdowson

The Widdowson is a highly successful mating ritual which involves the male swinging his penis in a figure of eight motion. More advanced practitioners have been known to take it a step further by attaching lights.

I totally got her in to bed by standing at the top of the stairs and employing the Widdowson technique

by thingy003 July 16, 2011

frosty window

A frosty window starts off with you doing a drunk chick from behind, while your buddy hides in the closet. Real quickly you and your friend switch places so that the girl doesn't notice, and you sneak outside to the window facing into the room. You then wipe away the frost on the window and wave and smile at the girl.

Yo, did you hear about Calvin pulling a frosty window on that chick? She was all like AH LAH LAH LAH LAH !

by Kenko May 15, 2006

Windows 11

If you're reading this, please switch to GNU/Linux before microsoft turns you into a microsoft zombie

News Report: Windows 11 turns another person into a zombie, eating the brains of those who don't exclusively use Microsoft products

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021