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3 Axe Handles Wide 

Term that refers to a person with a big ass. 3 axe handles wide is measured to an axe that is turned horizontal, and timed by 3, which creates the notion of a wide ass.
Person A: Look at the size of that man!

Person B: I know, dude's ass has to be 3 Axe Handles Wide!
A small working-class industrial town situated on the better side of the River Mersey.Often referred to as smelly widnes, however nowadys outsiders entering widnes experience the smell from factories bordering the neighbouring towns,not actually widnes.

Also home to Widnes RLFC "The Chemics" now formerly known as The Widnes Vikings, one of only 9 clubs to win the World Club Challenge

The better of the local North West towns to live in.
I`d rather live in smelly Widnes than runcorn which is full of plastic scousers and smackheads
I`d rather live in Widnes than wanky warrington full of wire chavs and bleached hair bunny boilers
I`d rather live in Widnes than inbred st.helens full of halfwit pie eatin wannabe`s
Widnes by wool dog February 23, 2011
a WPI term used to describe the section that connects two of the freshman dorms. it also connects to NetOps, which usually sucks at keeping the network operational. The Wedge is the usual hangout of the wedge rats on friday nights.
I'll meet you in the wedge before lunch
The Wedge by Howard Assmunch February 6, 2005

Wide receiver 

A wide receiver is an offensive position in American and Canadian football.Their main job is to run pass routes and get open for a pass, although they are occasionally called on to block. A wide receiver may line up on the line of scrimmage and be counted as one of the necessary 7 players on the line in a legal formation (a split end), or he may line up at least one step behind the line of scrimmage and be counted as being in the backfield (a flanker if he is on the outside, a slot if he is not).

They are the pass-catching specialist, and are required to be sure-handed and speedy. Wide receivers (also referred to as wideouts or simply receivers) are among the fastest and most agile players in the game, and they are frequent highlight-reel favorites.
Some famous wide receivers:Jerry Rice,Michael Irvin,Lynn Swann.
Wide receiver by Iona_Skye March 1, 2009

WIDLEY WIDLEY WIDLEY 

pronounced /wi.dah.lee.wi.dah.lee.wi.dah.lee/
a)the sound that you make when riffing on a air guitar
b)the sound that your friends make after you get 100% on all solos on Rock Band
a)
Rocker A- "Did you hear that riff man!?"
Rocker B- "YEA!! He was all WIDLEY WIDLEY WIDLEY!!!"

b)
Rocker A- "DUDE!!! You just got through Green Grass and High Tides on EXPERT!"
Rocker C- "Cool, but what does Rock Legend mean?"
Rocker B- "It means you got 100% on BOTH SOLOS!!! You were all WIDLEY WIDLEY WIDLEY!!!"

Widdershins

Everything that can go wrong does. Things that happen in reverse. Backwards, counter clockwise. Like a tornado being turned inside out. Witch lingo.
I am the Queen of Widdershins!

The day was bad and then whiddershins hit.

The witch did the spell but didn't realize she managed to commit widdershins.
Widdershins by Sass sha J May 29, 2010