Wedding Cake:-
Wedding Caking is an extreme version of Bukkake, even more extreme than Gokkun in which an actress may swallow the ejaculate of up to and beyond 100 men.
The ultimate aim of Wedding Caking is to cover the 'cakee' in so much seminal fluid that they resemble a thickly iced (frosted) wedding cake.
To fully accomplish the act of Wedding Caking requires many litres of semen, this semen may be collected in advance, but common practice seems to favour live ejaculation; where the recipient is ejaculated upon by a constant stream of men.
A successful Wedding Caking may require upwards of 200 men, although it is a long process the outcome is very favourable and Wedding Caking is prized for its great entertainment value.
Wedding Caking is relatively uncommon, but is popular with the underground porn industry, large orgies, and swinging parties.
Amateur Wedding Caking is a more common act. Amateur wedding caking is done using the same process as normal Wedding Caking, but is done by only a small group of men. Amateur Wedding Caking is often refered to as Ice Bunning, Birthday Caking and Battenburging.
Wedding Caking is an extreme version of Bukkake, even more extreme than Gokkun in which an actress may swallow the ejaculate of up to and beyond 100 men.
The ultimate aim of Wedding Caking is to cover the 'cakee' in so much seminal fluid that they resemble a thickly iced (frosted) wedding cake.
To fully accomplish the act of Wedding Caking requires many litres of semen, this semen may be collected in advance, but common practice seems to favour live ejaculation; where the recipient is ejaculated upon by a constant stream of men.
A successful Wedding Caking may require upwards of 200 men, although it is a long process the outcome is very favourable and Wedding Caking is prized for its great entertainment value.
Wedding Caking is relatively uncommon, but is popular with the underground porn industry, large orgies, and swinging parties.
Amateur Wedding Caking is a more common act. Amateur wedding caking is done using the same process as normal Wedding Caking, but is done by only a small group of men. Amateur Wedding Caking is often refered to as Ice Bunning, Birthday Caking and Battenburging.
"Me and the lads gave Barbara a really good Wedding Caking last night, I had flashbacks to our wedding reception."
"If you don't shut your mouth I'll make you looking like a Wedding Cake lad."
"Ahmed arose from his slumber to the horrid reality that he had been Wedding Caked during the night."
"How about some Ice Bunning this evening wife."
"You want some Goo Goggles to go with that Wedding Cake, beeatch!."
"If you don't shut your mouth I'll make you looking like a Wedding Cake lad."
"Ahmed arose from his slumber to the horrid reality that he had been Wedding Caked during the night."
"How about some Ice Bunning this evening wife."
"You want some Goo Goggles to go with that Wedding Cake, beeatch!."
by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008

Everyday after that, you're fucked!!
by el negro de your a fag April 27, 2011

by PandaMountain April 6, 2011

by K. Curtains November 12, 2010

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.
Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.
by QuacksO January 6, 2020

I have to file for divorce because I've been a victim of another drive by wedding. I should stop going to the bar.
by Zynonn January 9, 2022

by Nan (sapling) July 3, 2022
