an expression of extreme distress - can be varied according to the situation, ie, 'the need pls?'
'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'

'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'

' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)
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We Aint Fuckin’, We Aint Talkin. The great equalizer for today’s dating world. Weeding out the attention-thirsty, dopamine-deprived, and frankly worthless people who just want to message you to fill the empty void in their hollow life.
“Bro Sheila was trying to play me. She said she just wanted to talk instead of linking. We’ve been texting for 3 months. I had to skirt and hit that WAF-WAT on her.”
by Huncho kdubbie July 13, 2021
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WAT TA-FUKKIN FUKK expressing your frustration before getting really pissed off.
hey WAT TA-FUKKIN FUKK stupid? we already left.
by Russertafukk January 2, 2019
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the worst word to ever use. “Wat” is “what” spelt incorrectly (on purpose to make it quote-on-quote more funny)
BUT IT IS NOT FUNNY

teacher 1#: do you understand 2 + 2
person 2#: wat?
Teacher 1#: get out of my classroom

It’s cringey and unfunny. Please stop using them
wat?
by verycool12thgrader July 19, 2023
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A shortening of the word, "what". Usually used by people with a lower IQ. And or, people who want to save time.
You Wat m8?
by Wat m8 wanna go? May 31, 2015
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Wat is W A T
Person 1:Have seen know of née-chan
Person 2:Wat the fuck
by Iatedeadgiraffes March 30, 2020
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