by wankbollocks December 7, 2021
Get the wank bollocksmug. A wank with a Johnny on. The kind of wank you treat yourself to have, you don't have it everyday because its the 'royal' treatment.
Adapted from the inbetweeners - Neil, if the pressures ever to much you can borrow one of my johnnys and have a wank royal. A what? You know a wank royal, a wank with a johnny on.
by smackmyass August 27, 2013
Get the Wank Royalmug. by meepers September 5, 2008
Get the wankmug. 
wow, i feel like shit, why did i drink so much!? the only thing that can help me now is a hangover wank!
by jimmykay47 November 22, 2011
Get the hangover wankmug. this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress
jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute
by POWER B May 14, 2003
Get the wank blanketmug. After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it
My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank
by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017
Get the depressed wankmug.