Dirty Veggie 

When you deepthroat a squash and fire a paintball gun up your ass, while being nose fucked by a giant black guy named Tyrone

"Wanna dirty veggie some time?"

Dirty Veggie by Shart6969 April 20, 2022

Eye Veggie 

The opposite of eye candy.

Checking a girl out from the back and realizing her atrocious face, Swank says, "Wait, she's just eye veggie. I think I'll have some green tea to cleanse my pallet.

Eye Veggie by Garren August 4, 2007

Gettin veggie or cucumbering 

This is when a girl uses vegetables like cucumbers in place of a penis to pleasure herself. Used by lesbains alot and females wanting to jack off.

Are you gettin veggie or cucumbering again?

Gettin veggie or cucumbering by donna knight October 16, 2008

the veggie omelet 

standard omelet but pick your nose and stick it in her ear as well.

The bitch I fucked was vegetarian, so I gave her the veggie omelet.

the veggie omelet by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

eye veggie 

the opposite of eye candy

someone who is good for you but isn't always pleasing in appearance

guy: Look there's my girlfriend.

friend: Damn dude your girl is kinda fugly

guy: I know man but we have a good realationship. She's an eye veggie

eye veggie by himdude June 22, 2011

baked veggie capsule 

A yummy concoction of vegetables encased in bread. No longer called a pocket because of the crude relation to belly button lint.

"So. What are you eating for dinner?"

"Dude. Im eating an amazing baked veggie capsule. Because im a badass vegetarian. Gotta represent."

baked veggie capsule by Brianne King September 19, 2006

Sticky Veggie 

when a male's testicles are stuck on the inside of the crotch(or thigh), occurrences happen after sweat dries in testicular area

"im going to go take a shower, my sticky veggie is acting up again"

Sticky Veggie by coolguy12121212 September 13, 2011