urban dictionary

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.

My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.

by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019

urban dictionary

Misused by people who swear too much and are basically rude to the entire internet. Originally intended to be an actually intelligent sight but then people started just being disgusting. I wish people used it better.

person: goes on to urban dictionary
person: lol imma make fun of an enture fandom on here and probably make grotty jokes about sex

by disastralboi August 19, 2022

urban dictionary

a site just full of homophobic users who don't have anything better to do other than sit and vote that anything to do with the gays should not be put on their site so to all of the homophobic assholes that vote on shit fuck you and your whole family other than the gay ones obviously because as much as you hate it there is ALWAYS a gay family member

girl one: have you been on urban dictionary

girl two: no because almost all of the users are homophobic

by Tifrybfwnsfb May 10, 2020

urban dictionary

what i do instead of school

abe: u comin to school? or u still on urban dictionary?
me: i gotta figure out what a 'dirty luke' means
abe: that is a yes

by breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh May 7, 2021

urban dictionary

one of the many tabs open on your phone or your computer when you are supposed to be doing your overdue economics project.

are u on urban dictionary again !

by kurkure1 January 11, 2022

urban dictionary

a place to give words the most random definitions ever and hope people will read them

"i can look on urban dictionary for words with the most random definitions ever
that's why it's so special"

by wemon November 25, 2022

urban dictionary

The urban dictionary is what the oxford english dictionary would have turned out like, if it had attended an inner city comp. The oxford english dictionary clearly received a private, priviliged education where it could just get on with being smart and get the grades to go to Oxbridge. The urban dictionary had to survive on its wits alone.

Is that an urban dictionary? No its the oxford english wearing nike airs.

by TheFury July 29, 2019