Filthy Uncle

A animated short, containing crude and shocking gags.

I saw the best Filthy Uncle yesterday... It had Oprah and Ellen in 2 girls 1 cup

by GoldenG25 October 16, 2008

uncle taj

A person of Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi/Sri Lankan descent who is excessively obedient or servile to white people, or regarded as betraying their cultural or social allegiance.

A South Asian person who does not believe they share the same problems with other people of color and often side with white people since they are considered "model minorities" and don't experience the same forms of racism.

"Did you hear that Rajesh joined the Young Republicans club?"
Yeah he's really becoming an uncle taj; I heard he was defending that white guy who likes to say the n-word too.

by Bajmahal June 8, 2020

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.

Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018

Uncle Doug

The act of tugging your own penis. Having a Tug!

Hey mate, I walked in the toilets and saw Chris having an Uncle Doug, he's wrong man.

by Brad Gray August 14, 2009

uncle's birthday

An excuse for not coming out because you're at home having anal sex

Brock was at his uncle's birthday again this week

by AmK11 March 15, 2017

uncle howard

To shit everywhere in someone else’s bathroom, I mean everywhere under the seat, behind the toilet, and then to leave with the evidence running up ones back.

While donning a bunny mask and apron, Aunt Sue asking for rubber gloves because someone just fucking Uncle Howarded the damn toilet.

by Fireside drinkers August 9, 2019

Uncle Fucka

Your aunt

also a song from the movie "South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" that Terrance and Phillip sang

Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

(Farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(Farting noises)
(More farting noises)
(Laughing)
(Farting noise)

Policeman: What's going on here?
(Farting noises)
Everyone: Fucka, fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, fucka, fucka
Everyone: Ooh
Terrance and Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
(Terrance: Uncle fucka)
Terrance and Phillip: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Terrance: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (Laughing)
Everyone: Uncle fucka... that's you
U-N-C-L-E fuck you
Uncle fuckaaaaaa...

Phillip: Suck my balls

Person that hates you: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Me: Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucka

by DJPONAWESOME October 22, 2017