Twitter

To finger another man's asshole in a really gay way

Rogers I has a really long day you need to twitter me right now

by Roger E. Lee April 22, 2010

the twitters

Similar to the word "jitters", the twitters indicate a form of social intensity symptomatic of someone posting tweets far too frequently on Twitter. In adjective form, "twittery".

"Richard's posted 45 tweets in the past hour - somebody's got the twitters."

"Sheila's got a proper case of the twitters - she's updated damn near 100 times since lunch time.

by photodna March 2, 2009

Twitter

The tingling/sensitive sensation a woman gets after Cumming.

Oh please STOP rubbing my clit i'm twittering

by Mizfitmakeupartist May 19, 2009

Twitter

A stupid site that completely and utterly ripped off Facebook, but in no way compares to it.

Guy 1: Dude I was on twitter the other day and....

Guy 2: Stop, you use twitter?! Don't use it, it's a total rip off of Facebook.

Guy 1: Really, ok then.

by Sciv August 6, 2009

twitter

a bird app where I go to laugh at memes, troll peebrains, and give second hand embarrassment whenever Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder get owned by Hasanabi.

School
Twitter
Sleep
Repeat

by uarefads June 1, 2021

twitter

an online lock box

"Hold on. I'm tioxting mah twitter."

by Raed Atteyeeah December 28, 2008

twitter

the bit of the skin between the twat and the shitter

that woman has a smelly twitter

by liam345 November 23, 2009