Twatted

To shove something up one's vaginal canal/twat in an effort to hide the object in it's entirely from a prying source.

"I totally twatted my bowl after we got pulled over by the cops when we were hotboxing my Honda Fit"

by Bananananananananaaaa August 15, 2009

Twat

The word twat in the dictionary means ' pregnant goldfish!'

that goldfish is a twat!

by Sofii February 3, 2008

to twat

to act in a cuntish way; a slightly more appropriate way to say someone is a cunt

Judy: Hey Matt, how do you feel about the Patriots losing?
Matt: It fucking sucks! Why did you bring that up??
Judy: Wow, you don't have to twat about it.

by BuTangClanFire March 15, 2016

Twat Shaped Twat

When you're so mad at someone, all the good insults disapear from your head....and this is what you are left with!

I can't believe you did that! You are such a Twat Shaped Twat!

by MistressC February 4, 2010

twat

twat is the female genitals.

when a women gets undressed her twat is revealed

by tftydtyfytrft November 19, 2007

twat

The parting between a female's vaginal lips. Hairy twat's may be harder to find than a shaven. Twat may be found offense so be careful how you use it...

Hey Tiffany, Your twat tastes of fucking cheese and fish- dont you wash down here?
*slap*

Barry you fucking hairy twat!

by relentle$$ January 6, 2007

Twat

One who Tweets on the social networking site Twitter.

Wow, did you see Perez Hilton's Tweet yesterday? What a twat!

by princeyanni April 23, 2009