muddy toot

a muddy toot is essentially a shart

If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.

by crabbiie February 02, 2020

Big Toot

A big toot is a large lad that farts a lot. Big toots also clog toilets effortlessly and wear brown underwear to cover up the questionable ones.

Gary is a big toot. He farts so much and clogs all the toilets.

by Elastic cock January 01, 2020

Monkey Toots

When a hot girl has an audible fart.

I just heard a Monkey Toots

by Rogerstown September 10, 2014

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Toot machine

A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies

Before we go to the club, I need to get some fivers out of the toot machine!

by Bukake on the beach September 27, 2019

Withay Toot

Withay toot means to put a rastafarian into a tight constricting headlock for 33 seconds.

I performed a very erotic withay toot on my friend cameron yesterday

by Spencer Ripplebottom July 02, 2022

whipping toots

When your masochistic Twitter sub purposely misbehaves in order to be punished. And you tweet a gif of whipping or other sort of punishment in order to pretend that you are angry.

That Toots keeps on egging me on with silly tweets, so I was busy all morning whipping toots.

by Rootsthatclutch January 28, 2022