doughnut tosser

A sorry bitch that walks into your new office/new job, and proceeds tho scatter a bag of Krispy Kremes all over the joint. While the owner (your new boss) looks in amazement..

The sorry dumpster cunt walked into the office and threw a bag of doughnuts at me.. Sorry ass "doughnut tosser.

by randall fleenor January 9, 2008

tanser

A sexual word which implies that you would like to fuxk somebody.

Bro, I really want to tanser Ashley

by UrbanHelper365 May 29, 2017

tanser

A gay faggot who likes to suck male organs for free.
He also likes to play with himself.

Wow! Chase and Ivan are such tanser's.

by UrbanHelper365 May 29, 2017

Tosser

1.Somebody (preferably male) who performs the act of masturbation regularly.

2. An insult used to describe someone as a "frequent masturbator ".

"Stop wanking ya tosser"
"You're a right tosser"

by ╮(─▽─)╭ April 19, 2018

Tosser

Tosser: some wanker who asks too many questions all in one quick asf sentence, doesn’t reply to your snaps and thinks little fat lamb is the shit.

“What type of question is that you f*cking tosser?”

by Messedwonder June 2, 2018

yogurt tosser

A man's cock

Bitch suck that yogurt tosser till it explodes baby batter all over you.

by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017

Tosser

Tosser (ˈtȯsER, ˈtäsER): n. a person that is the future of their industry, of or related to the arts or business. 2. a group of curators, artists, designers, bloggers, business owners, and visionaries 3. A trendsetter by nature.

Our generation is a generation of tossers, a community of driven and revolutionary thinkers, who are creating a culture fueled by a combination of business and the arts.

by Tosser January 25, 2013