tongue-jacking my shitbox

To have someone mess with your head.
-OR-
To exclaim udder disbelief.

Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)

tongue-jacking my shitbox by R8RFAN September 7, 2006

tongue bath 

A bath given to someone with your tongue, licking them EVERYWHERE, even behind the ears and in the belly button. Exactly the way a lion would to her cub. Involves licking the sweat and stickiness of the other person.

I would tongue bath the fuck out of Austin Carlile after he gets off stage

tongue bath by lickmebaby1moretime November 8, 2012

tongue-twister 

Phrases or words that when repeated many times make you stumble and you can't say it:

One good tongue-twister is "rhubarb" - say it 5 times quickly.

Another is the classic "she sells sea shells by the sea shore"

tongue-twister by Adel7 December 28, 2007

tongue depressor

A name for an ugly lesbian

What do you call an ugly lesbian? A tongue depressor

tongue depressor by T-DAWG September 17, 2004

Tongue Tearer 

noun:

A rather simple torture device where large tongs/calipers are used to tear out the victim's tongue.

Popular way to punish heratics...so that they don't spread their blasphamy.

A tongue tearer can also be used to tear off other body parts.

Tongue Tearer by Argonak April 12, 2008

Tongue War 

When two people are making out, their tongues engage in something called "Tongue War" which involves the two participants engaging in tongue to tongue combat, deadly in some cases, fun in most.

*Raquel and Farhad are making out*
*their tongues meet, and briefly tussle with each other*
*This brief tussle escalates into an epic Tongue War*
*Regular motions stop, and their lips remain locked as their tongues wage war on each other*
*Eventually a truce is formed and life goes on*

Tongue War by Rebel HoBo August 19, 2008

TONGUE LASHING

A Blow-Job given with heavy use of the tongue

That girl just gave me and amazing tongue lashing

TONGUE LASHING by rockadiesel June 21, 2012