thomas fletcher-tomlinson

Has a husband named Josh and together they have a child called Ugandan knuckles. Also has large penis and incredibly muscular....⚡

"Jeez Thomas Fletcher-Tomlinson, he's fast and big...⚡"

by Ugandan knuckles aka CrazyTaft February 18, 2018

mrs…tomlinson

mrs…tomlinson is a person that made me bisexual and shit. They are obsessed with Louis Tomlinson and Larry. a bit scary. but they always know when to make you laugh. fucking dumbass. <3

them: do you like mrs…tomlinson?
me: yes, i’m the reason i am who i am today

by finelinesjess June 28, 2021

mrs…tomlinson

mrs…tomlinson is a famous tiktoker with a insane obsession with One Direction and Louis Tomlinson. They have crusty eyelashes, which is ok bc i love them for it. they are a dumbass.

them: do you like mrs…tomlinson on tiktok?
me: like? honey i love 👩🏼 ❤️ 💋 👩🏼🤌🏼

by finelinesjess June 28, 2021

toplinson

toplinson, louis tomlinson obviously topping his husband harry styles. the powerful, dominant king topping his sweet husband (:

larrie 1: harry tops cause he’s taller and bigger!
larrie 2: no, height doesn’t matter, louis obviously tops
*larrie 1 researches*
larrie 1: you’re right, louis tops. toplinson supremacy.

by niallhoranslefthand(; February 19, 2021

louis toplinson

louis tomlinson topping during sex with harry styles

larrie #1: look he’s such a top like louis toplinson

larrie #2: they kinda share that really

by Eden-grace x June 3, 2020

Tomlinscote boys toilets

Their even more risky than public bathrooms.

I just hate the tomlinscote boys toilets.

by Deovol May 5, 2021

Tomlinsonism

The combination of penile AND testicular agenesis

Those with Tomlinsonism are also known to pee out of their butts and fart into the vagina of their wives to achieve sexual satisfaction

Because of his Tomlinsonism, Patrick S. Tomlinson needs to fart in Niki's vagina to climax

by BojanglesTheKittyCat November 28, 2020