Toejam

Proper noun: Toejam McFly- fetish model working primarily through myspace, specializing in WAM, and foot fetishes.

Toejam has huge monkey feet- she can even write with them.

by f00tlvr September 23, 2009

tefas

typical excuse for a selfie

*posts picture of self* caption: First day of summer, rocking my new jumper (but we all know its really a #tefas)

by perrolywhy October 2, 2018

Ghandi's Toenails

Bombay Mix - those lovely crunchy spicy things you you get at a curry house as an appetiser. Slightly curled, hard, Indian flavoured... with dried peas.

Yuck, no! They remind me of Ghandi's Toenails. But bring me some big crisps... ...and pop-a-dem on the table...

by bushwacka1973 April 1, 2011

Thefamily

#TheFamily is a hashtag which twitter users include in their bios and posts to share images and information. Also see #BMFOT.

@red121973 Who's still up with me?! #TheFamily #BMFOT

by Red121973 April 12, 2014

jipnap toenail

the smelly balck dirt under your toenails

Fuck off you jipnap toenail!
You smell like the jipnap from daves toenail!
Jipnap ov a toenail

by Drobac September 25, 2007

Brazilian Toejam

The act of cutting off your or your girlfriend's toes and seeing how many of them you can fit in her vagina.

"Hey Carly, since you're about to die anyway, wanna do a Brazilian Toejam?" "Sure, i bet only 8 will fit."

by marth vader2 January 13, 2010

toenail

Any man who acts conceited but is a hideous beast, a bitch but a pussy, and enjoys long hair flowing in their face, most commonly known as Malachite.

"Get that toenail out of here, he's making the room ugly."
No really, he is.

by Rasputin McHammerhead April 15, 2008