toddler

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with cartoon characters.

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL SpongeBoB airbrushed t-shirt is cool.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023

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toddler

an annoying ass kid who cries over everything

man im bouta kick yo toddler ass back into where you came from

by mcgdvdhsuwgdgx July 19, 2023

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A word or sentence, said by a toddler or small child, that is either mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.

My son said a hilarious toddlerism yesterday. He called a concrete mixer a commie! mixer

by YummyTerror8259 August 22, 2023

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toddlerussy

A hopefully a cartoon baby pussy

Hey bro guess I saw this amazing Loil comic bro and the Loil toddlerussy was soooo cute

by Non-pedo June 21, 2023

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Toddler slap

A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.

Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.

by Toddler slap June 30, 2023

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