Oatmealed

When you want to buy online content legally (movies, music) but it isn't available, so you pirate it with the real intention of buying it later
I wanted to buy 'Game of Thrones' but I couldn't buy it...so I oatmealed it.
by Fozzie_debear March 07, 2012
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Oatmealed

The act of making frivolous and/or highly inaccurate statements or lawsuits against a popular figure whereupon the internet followers and fans of such quickly jump to support said figure and expeditiously raise monitary funding for either the person's legal defense or an alternate charitable organization. Basically, you screwed yourself.
You're suing a guy whose stuff you stole and posted on your website? Dude, you're oatmealed...
by Julesong June 11, 2012
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Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot
by Derip September 22, 2020
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.
Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.
by voizdy August 11, 2022
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Oatmeal Creampie

When a guy has oral sex with an old lady and creampies her.
"Yeah man, I just had an oatmeal creampie last night with that one Gilf. "
by Chrizzak H. Buchanan June 25, 2023
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Oatmeal Creampie

When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.
“Jessica got oatmeal creampied this morning in the cafeteria.”
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Oatmeal Creampie

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit
Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “
by Craven Moorehead October 24, 2022
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