Mooch

Someone who never offers anything and weasels their way into somewhere they weren't invited. Commonly found in the sale aisle at dollar general. Often gets defensive when asked to contribute.

Dude that Richmond kid was mooching super hard last night. Ya bro only time I hear from him is around holidays during the summer. Don't you have a beach condo bro? Ya Dude.

by BSSmith June 3, 2020

Mooch

who puts piss in my flicking Frosted Flakes every morning

Me: why does my cereal smell sour
My dad: THAT DAMN MOOCH MY BOY!!

by Faggotier2 April 10, 2019

mooch

A person that makes us better people and has no house lives in a truck am I still making fun of people that are naturally born with a disorder

Why are you living in my grandma's house get the f*** out don't mooch help a pay

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

Mooch

Someone who has a free ride.

Tammy Burger

Did you hear about that mooch Tammy?

by Thetruth247 October 12, 2017

Mike da mooch

Daddy’s little mooch

Hey there goes Mike da mooch aka daddy’s little mooch

by Pnuggit87 April 9, 2022

Mooch

A person who drives slowly.

“That woman is a mooch”

by Maggerzhasjaggerz June 4, 2019