titanic

once there was a guy with only one ball in his ballsack but that one ball was so heavy that the titanic couldnt handle it.
when america came to destroy godzilla and among us imposter they accedently hit the titanic. then hitler came and placed an iceberg to make nukes hitler farded so hard the ballsack guy his balls fell of and the titanic sank

guy 1:man my balls are so heavy today
guy 2: ah man thats titanic hitler among us godzilla fart
guy 1 please dont rape me
random guy: *cums*

by epic gijs May 16, 2022

The Titanic

When you are taking a bath and then bang your head and drown.

Avicii did the Titanic

by Totally not James January 28, 2021

Titanic

A film referenced to in a completely separate, much greater film called White Chicks.

"Have you ever seen the film Titanic?"

"No, I...."

"Neither have I. Drink?"

by The Lambinator May 7, 2005

Titanic

1)when something has gone horribly wrong; a major crisis or emergency.

2) when something is really lame

1. this party has gone titanic.

2. Your shirt is so Titanic...

by Melissa16 January 24, 2004

titanic

A titanic is a woman (mostly fat ones) who "goes down" because of the mans "Ice"

That Titanic sucked my dick as soon as she saw da CHAIN!!

by meatloaf507 August 1, 2007

Titanic

The levels of high, as experienced through smoking shisha through a hookah, are as follows (in ascending order). High, Fucked up, Real Fucked up, Retarded. When one ascends to the level of Real Fucked up or above, in a time frame of 10 minutes or less, it is referred to as "Titanic." Because the smokers are Real Fucked up and it is still only the tip of the iceberg, they are sunk. This mirrors the events of the Titanic sealiner sinking from an iceberg collision. In this scenario, the smokers are the titanic and the shisha (tobacco) is the iceberg. It is the iceberg because the majority mass of its high potential is still unseen. Solve the riddle within this story and tags to find the address of the mystical golden marbles.

dude, this bowl has only been lit for 10 minutes and i'm real fucked up, it a titanic situation.

by Sar Harekikowu July 23, 2007

Titanic

Handjob.

Whilst watching titanic and in particular THT car scene...a male may recieve a titanic from a female friend.

by Mr Titanic April 5, 2010