A creature from Wisconsin who likes banging Pete the Pioneer at UW-Platteville and also loves mexican food. Will get a raw penis from having too much sex and will constantly making chirping noises. Likes to be fed like a baby robin, if you chew your food up he will gladly let you insert into mouth. Loves stadium country music that features a bunch of metrosexuals who have never worked a hard days work in their life. Someday when he is older, he will get hit by a boulder, and the seagulls will poke his knees. Answers to the name "Whiskers" and will talk in the third person as such. Wonderful broad.
by creechscreech January 8, 2018
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Get the Tim mug.It is the land of the Legedary Tim-Tims. They are the ultimate lax bros and they march the best instrument there is, the alto saxaphone, but mostly it is a place where people go when they are high.
by Tim-Tim_Da_Lax_Bro December 1, 2013
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His favorite words are probably "tubular", "gnarly", and "far out", and he claims to be able to snowboard and surf. He uses an inordinate amount of hair gel and dreams of having dreads. He wants the world to be exactly like Lennon's "Imagine" but he's just a dreamer without a plan.
His favorite words are probably "tubular", "gnarly", and "far out", and he claims to be able to snowboard and surf. He uses an inordinate amount of hair gel and dreams of having dreads. He wants the world to be exactly like Lennon's "Imagine" but he's just a dreamer without a plan.
Person A: Hey, have you seen Tim today?
Person B: Who's Tim?
OR
Person A: I heard Tim has a TronMaster.
Person B: No, she fired him long ago. He epically FAILED, man.
Person B: Who's Tim?
OR
Person A: I heard Tim has a TronMaster.
Person B: No, she fired him long ago. He epically FAILED, man.
by TronMaster February 7, 2009
Get the Tim mug.1. A person with a tiny penis but assumes that it is big and shows it off in communal showers only to get laughed at by the other men who are in there.
2. A person who likes to get off in the back of their car listening to meatloaf
3. another name for a toilet brush
2. A person who likes to get off in the back of their car listening to meatloaf
3. another name for a toilet brush
by GayLarry October 1, 2009
Get the Tim mug.Tim is a pedophile priest with a diminuative but devoted -and obsessive- cult following. Known as member of the “Cult of Tim”, these individuals usually have some form of mental deficiency or disability.
“Who do you worship?”
“Oh, me? I worship Tim, our sexy god almighty”
“Oh. Uh... I’ll leave you to it.”
“Oh, me? I worship Tim, our sexy god almighty”
“Oh. Uh... I’ll leave you to it.”
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