Thant

A person close to you who has evil intentions just to screw you over for their own gain.

Don't trust your cousin, Mort. He's a thant

by Ciaul Cillpom February 28, 2019

taintbrush

noun - an extended soulpatch. A long vertical strip of facial hair directly below the lower lip, beneficial for stimulating the taint during cunningulis or salad tossing.

While I was "eating at the Y", my taintbrush drove her crazy!

by Syphillis_Diller June 9, 2005

taint tater

Term for a small grundle, taint, gooch, fleshy fun bridge, nacha, bonch...

Steve's taint tater was smelly from the many schuster slaps he preformed...

by jbaas14 December 9, 2008

Thantolopsideridzy

The study of the effect of magic platypi on death in in human populations where there is an overabundance of carrot fields.

I majored in thantolopsideridzy in college, my minor was baking.

by HorrorOfTheTeenageLobsterCello April 3, 2009

taintpopper

Extreme penetration resulting in a ruptured taint

Sally bought a massive dildo that's sure to be a taintpopper!

by COCHISE THE FEARED October 8, 2009

taint hammer

The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.

The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!

by Boba Twat January 22, 2010

Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011