willy wonka

A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.

Not fussed he's a willy Wonka, he's still got it going on 👍

by sazzy jo June 2, 2017

boom wonka

A severally retarded person or comment that's extremely unfunny, childish, or stupid.

You a boom Wonka
Your acting like a boom Wonka
You look like a boom wonka

by Lt3100 April 25, 2024

willy wonkaing

The use of "pure imagination" when masturbating. Coming from the song "In a world of pure imagination" from the movie.

Man1: Did you see that one where the girl gives head for 20 minutes?
Man2: Nah, I was willy wonkaing last night.

Man1: Clutch.

by Ballsdeep123 March 2, 2014

Wonka Waterfalls

A cute coloquialism for diarrhea, making reference the the "chocolate waterfall" featured in the film "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"

I was on the toilet all night last night. I had a case of the 'ole Wonka Waterfalls.

by Cyc4015 November 24, 2017

Wonkas

Testicles. They're underneath Willy, might as well be called Wonkas.

P1: I have a problem with my..you know..wonkas
P2: Ur what
P1: You know wonkas if you know wonking ur willy
P2: Why are u this way

by m0rningpers0n March 2, 2024

Willy Wonka!

It's just like a wet willy ,but you stick your saliva lubed up finger in some ones butt crack.

The plumber was bent over fixing my pipes so I licked my finger and gave him a Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka

by Bestly February 27, 2018

half wonka

Giving oral sex to someone while they eat chocolate.

I was quietly eating my brownie ice cream sundae when my boyfriend ducked under the covers and went half wonka on me.

by Enoch Root December 7, 2017