Nucky Tourist

One who travels the country dropping bombs in common tourist locations.

My freind's uncle would be an example of a Nucky Tourist. He created the grand canyon with a Nuclear Bomb

by Thegragacious Bear armer December 10, 2012

rage tourist

someone that gets angry about changes/new releases in a piece of media they never cared about

A :dude the new zelda game has a female lead ! i cant believe nintendo is feminist now
B : you never played a single zelda game ! stop being a rage tourist

by ligmaman223 June 19, 2024

Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)

Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!

by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020

Tourist Blueballs

The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.

Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.

by AnAmbiguousLawnChair May 14, 2015

Tourist dad

If i had to put it bluntly, I would refer to this man as 'gallant', the impact this man has on the prospect of society to become a better place with this man in it is, how I would put optimistic to say the least. He can be portrayed as inquisitive, yet emotional. The impact this man has on my life is in fact how I would refer to as a memorable roller coaster of happiness and give's me the power and pleasure to strive to be him. I mean he literally put's his son on a leash, doesn't get much better than that.

Think of tourist dad like an ocean.

by HowToTrainYourFaggon July 2, 2024

Tourist

A gullible person who falls for overpriced tourist traps that are easy to avoid.

They also take pictures of every single damn thing and annoy the locals.They also speak slowly so locals can figure out what they're saying.

Tourist:How much will it be for these Sasuges.

Tourist trap:20€

Tourist:OK!

Tourist trap in his mind:He actually fell for the bait what a idoit.

by Scandinavian Viking December 11, 2021

TADGER TOURIST

A girl who claims to be a good ride and plenty of tadger experience and been to tadger town plenty when realistically they are the opposite and still a tourist of tadger town

Na she is all talk about her blowjobs she’s a tadger tourist

by anonymous December 11, 2020