torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 November 2, 2020

Deck-Torched

To get blitzed by numerology of the base-ten math, then tortured via an environmental debt.

“Hey bruh, you totally got Deck-Torched. Better phone Saul and inquire to bail out! FERNANDO.”

by yakrank July 16, 2022

Torch appreciation day

On December 18th it's torch appreciation day. You should appreciate Torch on this day and if you don't you will be muted!

Today is Torch appreciation day

by Scleen December 18, 2022

Torch zaddy

A man who is the living embodiment of a red flag

Damn, Joe is a Real Torch Zaddy

by Spawnmedia August 1, 2023

Torch the coffee

Slang phrase used to represent smoking a crack pipe

Do you want to go back to my place and the torch the coffee?

Do you mean smoke some crack?

Yep!

by Old man willie October 26, 2018

Torched

somebody that just git they a$$ beat!!

“u seen wassaname fight?”
“yea danae torched that girl”

by alayna brianna March 3, 2023

Blow torch

Its when a girl is giving you head, and she goes so fast that the friction lights your dick on fire

Damn i wanted regular head but instead she gave me a blow torch.

by Mybloodycondom February 12, 2018