Someone who curses a lot, annoying, trouble maker, sometimes fun, sometimes goofy and fruity don't trust her
Defined precious Someone who curses a lot, annoying, trouble maker, sometimes fun, sometimes goofy and fruity don't trust her
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Get the Precious mug.A term often thought of as endearing, although is used in the context of “wow that is one ugly baby” or “you’re so adorably stupid”.
by Iwishmymomwasdead August 30, 2022
Get the Precious mug.A badass uncle who doesn't a shit about what others think! He's always welcoming and hospitable. On friday nights especially, he'll invite you to his house (which he cutely calls his lair) for fifa. Once you enter, you'll begin to notice, there is no TV. As a matter face, there is no furniture. Cum stains litter the walls.
"Wait what!" you'll scream,
"Cmon you know you love it" he'll respond.
He then shoves you into its scrotum where it smells like fish and the flesh hugs you from all sides.
Defined by his parents, Uncle Precious is a family sweetheart. When he was younger though, he went a horny rebellious teen phase. They would be eating dinner, when the whole house would begin to smell like fish. Yet the scent would grow stronger and stronger. Uncle Precious would come closer and closer. Hornier and hornier.
"What the shit Precious! It smells like fish!"
"Cmon you know you love it!" he would respond
"HE LOOKS HORNY!!!" My mother would cry, noting the massive bump in his pants.
"On the count of 3, 1... 2... RUN!!!" My grandmother shout.
Uncle precious would then run around the house terrifying the family members while stroking his member, his dick wagging in front of him like a happy dog.
Then, something snapped inside my grandfather. He pulled out the 16mm thumbtack from his front pocket. And pinned his scrotum to all corners of the house. He never misbehaved, ever again. Until, his sister had children.
"Wait what!" you'll scream,
"Cmon you know you love it" he'll respond.
He then shoves you into its scrotum where it smells like fish and the flesh hugs you from all sides.
Defined by his parents, Uncle Precious is a family sweetheart. When he was younger though, he went a horny rebellious teen phase. They would be eating dinner, when the whole house would begin to smell like fish. Yet the scent would grow stronger and stronger. Uncle Precious would come closer and closer. Hornier and hornier.
"What the shit Precious! It smells like fish!"
"Cmon you know you love it!" he would respond
"HE LOOKS HORNY!!!" My mother would cry, noting the massive bump in his pants.
"On the count of 3, 1... 2... RUN!!!" My grandmother shout.
Uncle precious would then run around the house terrifying the family members while stroking his member, his dick wagging in front of him like a happy dog.
Then, something snapped inside my grandfather. He pulled out the 16mm thumbtack from his front pocket. And pinned his scrotum to all corners of the house. He never misbehaved, ever again. Until, his sister had children.
"Please be gentle this time Uncle Precious, last time your rough scrotum really hurt me!"
"Cmon Uncle, do I really have to take Viagra the third time this day, I'm already bricked as hell!"
"UNCLE PRECIOUS: I'M GOING SOFT,!!!! I NEED MY VIAGRA!!!! I CANT BE SOFT EVER AGAIN!!!!!"
"Cmon Uncle, do I really have to take Viagra the third time this day, I'm already bricked as hell!"
"UNCLE PRECIOUS: I'M GOING SOFT,!!!! I NEED MY VIAGRA!!!! I CANT BE SOFT EVER AGAIN!!!!!"
by UnclePrecious December 27, 2023
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by AandBarefitaf November 9, 2019
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Get the Precious mug.The term given to a young lady who shows exemplary qualities of being very precious.
Traits include; being a love, giving ear kissys and being a lover for a lifetime.
Traits include; being a love, giving ear kissys and being a lover for a lifetime.
by PBugalug2 November 24, 2013
Get the Precious Bug mug.He is the late Pop Smoke’s best friend. Despite Pop not knowing who the Fuck he was. He’s also a Part time basketballer for the Brooklyn Nets of the NBA. Winning 2 championships in his first two seasons with them and has had a few stints with the Lakers and the Pistons. He is also a Reserve F1 driver for Red Bull Racing. He has been practising and impressing the team. He’s also a fucking bitch and a snake
Virgil: wait isn’t that the basketballer who plays in ny?
Trent: he’s also a f1 driver
Virgil: tf? This Precious Arugu guy is everywhere!!!
Trent: he’s also a f1 driver
Virgil: tf? This Precious Arugu guy is everywhere!!!
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