Oh Con-Pear Burger

A burger that comes with pear

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Oh Con-Pear Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Pear Goes the Neighborhood Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with a side of pear salad

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Goes the Neighborhood Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Pear in the Mixed Fruit Bowl

n., A personality type; one who is small or otherwise unobtrusive, and also bland, usually white, and kind of a square.

Derived from the thoroughly unexciting pears found in portable, lunch-pack bowls of mixed fruit sold by Dole, Del Monte, and supermarket knockoffs.

All his life, Mikey B. wanted to be dramatic and exciting. He cranked his techno albums to maximum volume, and rolled down his windows while cruising the boulevards of his parents' wealthy neighborhood. He once organized a crunk bake sale, for his high school chapter of Young Republicans (who had not yet co-opted the word, hyphy from hip, urban culture).

Yet, try as he might, nobody really noticed him. He was just a pear in the mixed fruit bowl of teenage society- small, white, bland, and kind of squarish.

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 11, 2007

gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.

"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"

by thatgirl June 28, 2004

Juicy Pear Jelly Belly

When someone takes a shit on another persons belly, then jizzing upon it following with missionary position sex to rub it around.

Daniel gave Max the Juicy Pear Jelly Belly, and said it was delightful

by maxesoto May 27, 2010

gone pear-shaped

gained weight; got fatter

" Man, she used to be hot, but since that Freshman 15, she's gone pear-shaped.

by Shle June 26, 2004

Monkey steal pear from tree

an old-school fighting move derived from a mixture of Korean and Japanese kung fu, where the attacker graps his opponets scrotum turns a 180 an backfists his opponet in the stomach then the face while never letting go of his scrotum

Josh: did u hear what happened to Joe last night?
Rev:Yeah i was the one who pulled off Monkey steal pear from tree
Josh:O ok i'm gonna leave now

by FACEPLANTJAKE January 1, 2009