When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
by Derip September 22, 2020
The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.
by voizdy August 11, 2022
by Chrizzak H. Buchanan June 25, 2023
When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025
When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.
by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal May 31, 2018
Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “
by Craven Moorehead October 24, 2022
Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
by XNarz November 30, 2020