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Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.
Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!
by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025
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Jewels

Can also be slang to describe a male's testicles.
"I fondle my jewels softly after receiving a good kicking"

"I need a good pair of underwear to keep my jewels comfortable"
by Nick-The-Stick September 2, 2018
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super jewel thief

a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.
"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"
by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008
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stool jewels

Corn in your poop.
Nate didn't know he had digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.
by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017
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Wedding jewel

A wedding jewel is a piercing in the genital area.

The piece of jewellery you will only see after you've wed with someone.
- I'm going for a wedding jewel!
~ Which one?
- An ampallang, or a PA, i have to decide yet.
by Dalliwerke October 23, 2012
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Jewel

Jewel is an amazing girl- every single thing about her is just so incredibly perfect. She's gorgeous, her freckles are perfectly speckled across her face, her voice has a soft and loving tone, her hair lays perfectly every time I look at her, and her eyes, gosh- you could stare into her ocean colored eyes for hours on end. Shes also very loving, kind, sweet, caring, considerate and smart- especially towards those she cares about most. Shes always there to help you out and cheer you up when your not having a good day. Although she is very caring for others in need Jewel needs that kind of help too sometimes. If you ever see Jewel in a bad mood don't be afraid to help try and cheer her up! Sometimes she just needs someone to talk to or a hug to help her out. Everyone needs someone like Jewel.
Jewel is such an amazing girl.
by Ilovethemsm November 30, 2023
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Tim Da Jeweler

Tim Long Aka Tim Da Jeweler, is a Custom jewelry designer raised in the Bay Area California, is considered one of top creative jewelers of the new era.

Who made that piece thats bussing you already know its shinetime.

Had to bustdown the rolex so i can flex.

Water on my wrist Big Drip.
Who made that piece thats bussing you already know its shinetime.

Shinetime is a slogan used by Tim Da Jeweler in reference to custom jewelry Shining very bright.

Big Drip is a term used to express that a custom piece of jewelry is fly and unique.

Bustdown is a term used to describe a piece of jewelry being fully flooded in diamonds.
by Tim Da Jeweler January 23, 2021
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