Jefferson

A badass kid that knows everything in the world. Most likely super strong and tall. Very mysterious, favorite interest is the CIA. He has very cool ideas and thinks he's cool. But in reality everyone just thinks he's a fucking geek.

Fucking idiot: "AHHH I DONT KNOW IF ITS OKAY TO PUT THIS IN THE MICROWAVE!!".
Smart idiot : "why don't you ask Jefferson?"

by Norahtheexplora August 19, 2025

Thomas Jefferson Arts Academy

Ah, where to start? To start, this is the place where roaches breed to reproduce their babies to create more roaches to roam the classrooms, bathrooms, auditorium, & stairwells. (Amazing) Next, the home of the conflicted genders. Third, the home of many phones where one day a person/group can trespass into the school and one day to take the phones taken from security guards. It's a public school open to all but it is considered a concentrated camp by anonymously.

I wish to get my phone taken by _ _ _ _ _ _ _ at Thomas Jefferson Arts Academy.

by The_Definer_Of_Words April 14, 2022

The Fresh Jefferson

The appearance of an afro that has been freshly showered. Damp, not much hair up the top and droops down but still retains the curls, as such the hair resides mostly near the back and sides.

Yo he's rocking The Fresh Jefferson *Insert Luigi Boccherini: Minuetto*

by ..e.. December 14, 2020

Jefferson

Very kind, Handsome, strong muscular human being. Sexy asf. Horny 25/8. Best father in the word, ladies man, hard working, interesting, very smart and intelligent, loves to watch anime, Can do math, future language arts teacher, sexy asf

I would fuck the shit outta Jefferson.

by SomeWiseMan69420 October 10, 2021

Jefferson

A dude with a massive, fat ass. It's absolutely gargantuan in size. The fattest cake to ever live.

Damn, Jefferson is packing made cake bro!

by Dr. Salty Knuts May 26, 2021

Jayden Jefferson

Hes a tall red head curly hair charming, cool, fun, funny, caring, young man who is nice n amazing toward all of his friends hes popular but quiet sometimes he has a huge dick and can get many bitches but he only wants one girl n one girl only he is an ex hoe n doesn't do the hoe life anymore n mainly focuses on him n all of his friends and that one girl

oml thats jayden jefferson hes so fineee😍

by Mr.Jaymoneybands June 26, 2023

Jefferson

The dumbest, ugliest, most gay person on the face of the Earth.

I hate Jefferson, hes so annoying.

by koolkidsklubbbb September 30, 2020