by LarryB2015 June 05, 2015
Dairy Queen ~ A usually hang for Triathletes after hard rides and races. Not to be confused with the act "2 Triathletes 1 cup." If you are Dairy Queened a compensatory prostate massage is usual expected or one can choose to provide a "Snow Ball" (protein replacement) in the bath room. Before or after said triathlete has enjoyed a frosty blizzard.
" can't believe I got Dairy Queened..... I hate giving prostate massages." ... "crap maybe i'll just opt to give a snow ball."
by FSchris June 07, 2009
Fast food chain run by a phsyco-phantic man, with a tight grip on his money. Occasional sexual gatherings happen on the hour at the storage shed. Adam is a sexy beast.
Kid:Hey do you work at Hawley Dairy Queen?
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.
by bobsagetkay2234 July 12, 2008
I've been wackin ur sweet spot for long enough baby, now let me have some of that sweet non dairy creamer.
by Cockass July 06, 2007
When 3 guys get naked and get on their hands and knees and a female/male proceeds to jerk them off into a drinking glass similar to squeezing milk from a cows utters. When the glass is full the "Dairy" Farmer then drinks all of the contents of the glass.
by SconnyFarmer December 21, 2010
The act of cumming all over a girls body. This can be done in a multitude of ways. For example,with a strawberry sundae, you get the girl you cum over to menstruate all over your dick, ass and mouth. For the chocolate small sundae, you get shit in the mouth by the girl.
She wanted some ice cream so I gave her a dairy queen small sundae, the relationship was over after that.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020