can slurper

One who makes annoying slurrrrrrping noises when they drink from a can.

That guy in the cubicle next to me is a total can slurper, I can hear him drinking that soda over my headphones. I could even hear him suckin up beers at the company picnic over the DJ.

by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009

mexi-can

1. The opposite of mexicant
2. A person of mexican heritage that is good at what he does
3. Danny Trejo (Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Machete)

Danny Trejo is the most badass mexi-can of all time

by RyanJ. July 13, 2007

Ass Canning

v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.

Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.

by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

Canned coochie

Squidwards favorite non-perishable food
It tastes very bad like a weird orange but he loves it

oh my they really have it
Canned COOCHIE

by Scoomplie October 28, 2019

canned cheese

Super deliciousness in a can. Take the cap off, push the nozzle, CHEESE COMES OUT LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!! How can that not be entertaining? Then afterwards spread it on some crackers!!! YUMMMM

Person 1: Gimme some canned cheese.
Person 2: ok (squirts in person 1's finger).
Person 1: yum.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

can of corn

1. In baseball, an easy pop fly to catch or an easy play.
2. Something that is not challenging.

The centerfielder put that away like a "can of corn".

by Paul Rusnak May 5, 2006

synthetic cans

The sound of aluminum or steel cans (typically the size of dog food cans) being struck for use in some types of Hi-NRG music. Created by either computer software synthesis or synthesizer hardware synthesis.

No actual cans are struck or damaged when synthetic cans are used.

The song, "EURODISCO 'New Hi-NRG' (2012)" has the sound of synthetic cans; you may also hear synthetic birds in it.

by Telephony January 2, 2015