i was gonna bang your mom last night but after peeling through several layers of her flesh cabbage, i gave up, realizing i could never find its heart.
by ryanonthespot April 04, 2011
by WMW May 04, 2006
by Harry m8s December 13, 2016
(muff gar-bage) NOUN
Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.
Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.
Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.
Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.
"YOU'RE GAH-BIDGE! YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE! YOU GOT CABBAGE IN YUH MUFF! YOU GOT CABBEGE.. IN.. YOUR.. MUFF!!!"
"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"
"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"
by robin steele October 19, 2010
by Turd Phucker 90210 July 28, 2010
Louise let a cabbage fart in the Chinese restaurant, and the waiter yelled, "OK now, who make fong pei?"
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
An area in small towns with houses that are past the train tracks. This entire area is usually called Cabbage Town and people will most likely answer all your problems with "oh, it's because you're from Cabbage Town". Also where Ethan and Brooke live oh and also where angie used to live♥
jon: dude, my girlfriend dumped me.
pete: it's because you're from cabbage town
lloyd: holy fuck! i lost my wallet AND my camera!
larry: thats what you get for living in cabbage town man.
brooke: i hate my life
conor: cabbage town does that shit to you.
pete: it's because you're from cabbage town
lloyd: holy fuck! i lost my wallet AND my camera!
larry: thats what you get for living in cabbage town man.
brooke: i hate my life
conor: cabbage town does that shit to you.
by hardcore69 March 26, 2009