Funnel Basher

One who indulges in Anal Penetration

Get your hand off my cock you fuckin' Funnel Basher

by GMPC July 20, 2008

Raisin Basher

A woman who has a severe hate for a man with "Raisin sized testicles".

Did you hear about jannet crushing that pathetic mans raisins? I think i'll call her "raisin basher".

by KnowBalls February 22, 2009

Colombian brain basher

The act of putting a line of Colombian bam bam sauce (or cocaine) on your penis, then a girl snorts it off then you proceed to hit her head with your penis

Last night I gave my wife a concussion after we did the Colombian brain basher

by Powdered crack rocks November 18, 2025

Average Basher

An averagely attractive member of the opposite sex.

Look at her, she's just an average basher.

by Randompeg October 16, 2008

The real basher masher

The real Basher Masher.
Commonly said by the real Basher Masher.
He shows them bash.

"Bash, Miss Donnelly!"
"BASH out"
"I'm gonna show you bash"
"You're the real basher masher"
"I'm the real bash"
"Bash!"
"Gooooooooood, bash, bash!"

by Quandale Dingle Here September 29, 2022

No7 bus basher

-greasy ginger dreadlocks
-defo has nits
-cheats on noah whittingham
-shit at nails
-reeks

-space rader looking
-wonky nose
-blob

"he said he likes gingers so i dyed my skin!" - No7 bus basher (ava harper)

by scottcheg January 27, 2024

tittie basher

A person who has no feet is called a titte basher

Monica gets called a “ tittie basher ” at school because she has no feet

by Monica Nelson yea ? September 29, 2017