baker man

Someone who blazes a lot of chronic

yo you are such a baker man, your always blitzed.

by B-B-B-B-BBBBBB-RICE August 30, 2007

Frank Baker

Occasional booty call, not your boyfriend.. just your "F**K" Buddy. Hence the initials FB.. Just an acronym for your maintenance man.

Friend: "Hey Girl, how come you're so late??"
You: "Frank Baker came over to check my plumbing"

by StephanieC68 April 17, 2008

Matthew Baker

A cheating, lying, manipulative, controlling, asshole who only cares about himself

Fuck Matthew Baker...

by Mak_attack July 21, 2018

Jasmine Baker

A really great person. Get to know her and she will change your life. Shes funny and crazy fun. Dont get on her bad side though. She loves the idea of love and if she tell u she loves you take it seriously.

Guy: Jasmine baker is fun
Girl: Jasmine Baker hates me

by Thebombbbbestbombbb July 24, 2018

Bruce and Baker

Coolest way to order a Jack (Daniels) & Ginger(ale), feeling superior to a dumb broad bartender by obscurely talking over her head and referencing music she will never appreciate or understand.

Rob: "Give me a Bruce and Baker."
Bartemptress: "A what???"
Rob: "C'mon, a Jack & Ginger. . . what, you never heard of the Cream?"
Bartemptress: "Whatever. . ."

by Muffler April 16, 2008

zachary baker

zachary baker is avenged sevenfold guitarist and zacky vengeance is his alter ego. he plays left-handed guitar and he is also super sexy....hot....gawjuss

omg, did you know that zacky v's real name is zachary baker??!

by MillySkittles May 1, 2008

michael baker

GANGSTER : Real as fuck , honest, very trustworthy ,pothead ,functiong addict discombobulated, high conceieted , knuckle head, hard worker. over achiever,good looking , extremist at what ever he enjoys doing in life professional fisherman ,Atheists loyal to family and friends nomatterwhat ,drugdealer / middle man ,Hustler ,Jack of all trades ,entrepreneurs , self employed ,respected, hated by most intimidated and feared by fake ass lames ,or fakes &snakes one who has completely zero tolernce for disrespectful behavior ,positive ,happy angry , irate , short fused, good fighter very observant ,cocky, sarcastic well mannered respectful computer and amdroid savy ,crackback ,repeated felon , no regard for public health and safety profesional cleaner profesional landscaper ,very competitive, straight , no homo, agressor, violent great work ethnic, instigator , badass, high anxiety fast learner, open minded , tweeker , early riser determined , very egotistical , optimistic , skeptical ,down as fuck , street smart ,savage as fuck ,nice ,friendly off tha hook

michael baker hes a good guy very trustworthy the other day i left all my shit in the room i came back it wasnt touched .

by crackback May 10, 2019