Dick Zipper

When a girl gets fucked so violently that it rips her from the inside out and she has to have surgery. Therefore she is left with a nasty scar that runs up her stomach and closely resembles a zipper.

Damn yo! He fucked her so hard that bitch got a permanent dick zipper.

by MzPoPcOpY June 5, 2020

zipper suck

When your zipper sucks in the material below making it impossible to zip or unzip.

My favorite pants got zipper suck while standing at the urinal. I will have to spend the day with my fly down.

by dikfer October 8, 2008

Zipper-Head

A Zipper-Head is one who still believes that the earth in the center of the Universe and that Humans never evolved as Science has proven.

Zipper-Heads are everwhere and they may not even realize they are one, but they are...and shall ever be one until E.T. takes a cosmic shit on there freshly manicured lawn.

by SpunkyMonkey69 January 19, 2009

Break my Zipper

When seeing a hot girl or thinking about one gives you an erection. Used jokingly to exaggerate the size of one's penis.

"Great, thinking about you in a swimsuit just made me break my zipper."

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude! I just broke a zipper!"

by M4d Baumer June 16, 2010

broke my zipper

A mythical boner so intense, it destroys zippers.

Dude: "Check out Jenna, she is smokin' hot"

Other Dude: "Oh my god.."

Jenna: "Heyy, cutie" *winks at other dude*

Other Dude: "Bro, get back, I broke my zipper."

by KawaiiKitty666 November 9, 2013

seven strung zipper

A zipper that is so far down, it seems to go up only to the seventh tooth, either due to it being broken or simple because it is down.

How do you fix an unwanted seven strung zipper?

by seven6ty4 April 15, 2010

Middle pocket with the zipper

(noun) The Fly of your pants or shorts.

Linda: "Jim, can I have your wallet?"
Jim: "Yeah, it's in my middle pocket with the zipper."

by Ryan P. Cooke September 27, 2008