Cool Woody

When cool air is blown directly into male genitals and hence giving the man an erection.

Awh man this cold weather is giving a cool woody!!

by Jizz you l8a August 25, 2011

Uncle Woody

A creepy guy, reminiscent of Woody Allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. Especially a family member who has these tendencies. The ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.

Oh look, if it isn't Uncle Woody. Hide the kids.

by TheMaskedMarvel February 1, 2010

buzzin' woody

a buzzing woody, a penis helped by a vibrating cockring, as in "Honey, I brought home a Toy Story tonight" It's a take off of Buzz and Woody.

a buzzin' woody, a penis helped by a vibrating cockring, as in "Honey, I brought home a Toy Story tonight", come feel my buzzin' woody.

by fargenbastage July 24, 2011

Mormon Woody

Getting a hard on while reading the Book of Mormon

John: Dude. I was reading the Book of Mormon and I got a hard on.

Matt: Jesus Christ! Talk about a Mormon Woody

by Rnegade November 6, 2010

poody woody

whimp- whoos- puss- poody
(aka: a punk)
(LWPW: Light Weight Poody Woody)

Because of pressure, GW whimped out at Kyoto. He's a poody woody.

by Mark November 5, 2004

buzz and woody

When she bends over on a plane and says " are we flying" then you shove a cowboy up her ass and say " no we're falling with style" as you kick her off the plane

"Man, I gave my wife a good 'buzz and woody' yesterday"

by Tenaciously tenacious D June 26, 2017

Woody Wood

Street Slang for a Boner

Person 1: what should a say to my gf
Person 2: dude just ask her to suck your woody wood

by dj currysauce October 24, 2011