A technology used for interacting with a person, usually of the opposite sex, when meeting in person cannot be achieved.
by God's Dictionary Writer May 30, 2010
Stan: You should try to get it on that ancient civilization show so people can see how cultures used to live."
Randy: Oh ha ha ha ha, I get it. Blockbuster Video is so out of date it's ancient, hahaha Sharon, I get it.
Sharon: I didn't say anything.
Randy: You were thinking it! But you're wrong! The average person still wants to rent movies they can hold in their hands! We're gonna have customers up our ass, Sharon. Up! Our! Ass!
Randy: Oh ha ha ha ha, I get it. Blockbuster Video is so out of date it's ancient, hahaha Sharon, I get it.
Sharon: I didn't say anything.
Randy: You were thinking it! But you're wrong! The average person still wants to rent movies they can hold in their hands! We're gonna have customers up our ass, Sharon. Up! Our! Ass!
by WTF123 July 05, 2014
Me: jesus shit! none of these songs are good. they're all produced by record companies who focus on making the music videos flashy over the audio content.
Guy: that's not true! ...yes it is...
Guy: that's not true! ...yes it is...
by Phil the Pill September 15, 2006
1. The only video you have the intention of watching when you get on YouTube at any given time. Which then turns into three lost hours you'll never get back.
2. When you have a really great YouTube video to show someone and you make them watch it. Then they suggest one. Which reminds you of one your friend showed you. Three hours later, you're still on YouTube. All because of that first gateway video.
2. When you have a really great YouTube video to show someone and you make them watch it. Then they suggest one. Which reminds you of one your friend showed you. Three hours later, you're still on YouTube. All because of that first gateway video.
Dude, where have you been?
Sorry, bro. I was on YouTube for like three hours. I clicked on a link and it was a total gateway video. I couldn't stop.
Sorry, bro. I was on YouTube for like three hours. I clicked on a link and it was a total gateway video. I couldn't stop.
by tedwylie October 17, 2011
A video so goddamn terrible, it makes you want to drink bleach and never see the video again. It is commonly seen on YouTube Kids.
Person 1: FUCK! ANOTHER BLEACH VIDEO!
Person 2: Oh crap, I agree with you
Person 1: ITS SO FUCKING AWFUL GOD I WANT TO DRINK BLEACH
Person 2: OH SHIT ITS BAD
Person 2: Oh crap, I agree with you
Person 1: ITS SO FUCKING AWFUL GOD I WANT TO DRINK BLEACH
Person 2: OH SHIT ITS BAD
by big big big idiot November 12, 2021
The Billie Video is a joke where you make fun of people's relationships and terrible taste, because Billie has a terrible relationship, and terrible taste.
by ILOVEGAYSEX November 23, 2022
A video posted on Facebook where the poster "confesses" things about many people. These confessions are usually descriptions in the end and are extremely long and boring.
A Typical Confession Video...
Girl A: ------ your really nice and stuff...
Girl B: yeah...
5 hours later:
Girl A: Your nice as well...
Girl A: ------ your really nice and stuff...
Girl B: yeah...
5 hours later:
Girl A: Your nice as well...
by ThatGuyNextDoor January 06, 2012