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Tom

Tom is the nicest, funniest lad i know. he is so good looking and unreal at hurling. he always apologizes after he does something wrong, even if its my fault. he is understanding and makes hilarious, original jokes on the spot. he's amazing at sports and so fit. he seems full of himself if you don't know him well, but once you get to know him, his true personality comes out. he is sometimes shy and can be awkward around some people. he's sporty and always up for something fun. never afraid to do anything and is good at dares. he has an amazing body, he is tall, and has a sexy six pack. there's alot of girls that want him so bad, but he doesn't fall for people as easy as they fall for him. he's not a player, and if you have a tom in your life, you're lucky as for me he's the most amazing, kind, funny, fit, good-looking, handsome and cute person I've ever met. you'll never meet someone quite amazing as him, there's so many words to describe him I can't even name them all.
girl 1: did you see Tom's goal today?

girl 2: yeah, he's so fit!
by mystery.galx January 19, 2020
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tom

Term used to describe the man pussy or mangina. May also be referred to as a tom.
My tom quivers in anticipation of his throbbing member.
by Queen without a cuntry July 3, 2009
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Tom

He is an appelworst, combined with a snarf and mnokey.
Tom, have you lost your backpack again? SUCKER
by inf1nity May 15, 2008
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Tom

Toms are lovely specimens, they come in all shapes and sizes, they have beautiful minds and a ravishing appearance just like a pansy, they like to watch lots of James Bond movies and cook lots of carbohydrates.
her: is that a Tom?
me: I dont think YOUVE ever seen a Tom....
by jimbotambo September 11, 2011
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tom

A slang word used to describe a man with two assholes. Most commonly used as an insult.
Woah man, i heard about that guy, apparently he has two assholes!

Haha yeah, what a Tom!
by Project Mayhem April 1, 2008
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Tom

Mario: Dude, do you want to get epic tonight?

Leonard: No, not tonight, I have a bunch of schoolwork to do.

James: Stop being such a Tom and perform illegal activities with us!
by Jameseroonski January 9, 2008
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Tom

The gayest person ever. A raging homosexual with no toes, likes eating ass and has very bad aids. Avoid at all costs.
Shit, there's that tom fella, we better cross the road we might catch something
by mcnw11 August 2, 2011
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