A turtle is a bitch that is only fine enough to get head from.
A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.
A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.
A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
Yo did you sleep with the turtle? Nah bro I just got some head.
Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.
I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.
I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
Get the Turtlemug. by "Goyo" September 29, 2012
Get the turtlemug. A girl that is only fine(good looking) enough to get a blow job from.
A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.
A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.
Yo so, did you bang the turtle? Nah I just got a BJ. Stop lying bro you joined the turtle club.
It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.
Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.
It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.
Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
Get the Turtlemug. by Batman's pimp April 30, 2021
Get the Turtlemug. by chloeisalwaysright August 27, 2019
Get the Turtlemug. by Numbmumd March 24, 2019
Get the Turtlemug. a boy with a shaved head and a long lanky neck a turtle is well known for telling lies and then getting exposed by his peers
turtle boy :mmmm i just got a blow job from my girlfriend
turtles brother :no you did not you don't even have a girlfriend
turtles brother :no you did not you don't even have a girlfriend
by not luis really March 23, 2017
Get the turtlemug.