Silent Vacuum

During intercourse, a man strap's a belt tightly around a woman's waist. As he is about to ejaculate, he rapidly lets go of the belt. The woman's Vagina sucks so hard its sucks his balls in. Acting like a vacuum.

I silent vacuum'd your Mom so hard, i lost my balls.

by PopzZN May 10, 2016

silent houdini

When a guy is plundering a females vajiggle jaggle and pulls out. He then spits on her back making her thing he came. When she turns around, he blows his load all over her face.

Friend one: "Hey man how was last night?"
Friend two" "Pretty good until she got pissed when I pulled a silent houdini"

by realniggazunite September 23, 2013

silent shipper

a shipper, especially an irl shipper, who thinks that a ship is cute, but doesn’t try to make everything into a ship moment, and definitely doesn’t push their ship onto the people they’re shipping or try to force them to be together.

someone: oh, you ship those people? you’re so gross for trying to force them into a relationship!
silent shipper: i’m not trying to do that at all, i just think theyre neat

by noonieeboo February 6, 2020

Silent Witness

Name given to a gentlmans hand that is used in the act of self love. The hand knows your secrets but luckily for you it will never tell.

That was lucky. I almost broke a finger on my Silent Witness...

by Piggonshig April 24, 2016

silent football

A game played mainly by men. People sit in a circle and follow a strict code of rules. There are many rules and defining them here is in essence, against the rules. The game is lost by accumulating the most points. The loser usually must complete a task decided by the other players of the game.

After playing a game of SF mike had to strip and start singing.

by Mike June 21, 2004

Silent Whisper

A hot steam or serious wind that blows out of a woman's vagina. It only comes around once in a while and when it does, a man must fight for his life to get as far away from it as possible because, as the legends say, a man who walks through a Silent Whisper gas cloud can die from the gas's destructive chemical reaction to testosterone.

Hey man, can I crash at your place for a few days? My girl just got the Silent Whisper and I can't be in the house until it blows over.

by Boy Wilson June 15, 2018

dead silent

Where it's so quiet that you'd think everything's dead.

Greg: Dude, this road is dead silent.

by Jasian66x October 13, 2008